Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail
Is there a record for “Fastest Current Event Adult Parody”?
If not, AVN may want to bring it up as a new yearly award idea. Hustler has wasted no time, and possibly been the first studio to shoot a film by going back in time via DeLorean, in parodying the most recent of Lindsay Lohan‘s social tragedies.
Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California for violating her parole. The very same prison that once housed her fellow female rebel starlet, Paris Hilton. Due to gross overcrowding in the Los Angeles jail system, Lohan may only actually serve closer to two weeks. L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore has commented that nonviolent prisoners only do about 25 percent of their sentence. Good behavior by Lindsay Lohan has dropped her sentence down from 90 to 51 days, and the extra 25 percent would be knocked off from there.
“The hardcore parody, titled Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail, has hit the internet less than 24 hours after Lohan started her sentence for violating her probation. Porn starlet and Lohan look alike Scarlett Fay plays a crying, bitchy Lindsay as she is sentenced in court before starting her stretch behind bars. She does her best to persuade the male judge to let her off lightly – but he still sends her to prison. The spoof Lohan also uses her charms to get on the good side of the female prison officer.” - MonstersAndCritics.com
In an interesting twist of legal and medical events, Lohan has been receiving her legitimate prescription for Adderall while behind bars. Considering her parole violation was drug related, it’s confusing why an amphetamine would be given freely to a young lady who is on her way to a rehab clinic upon her release from jail.
