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Pink Visual has reportedly sent NBC late night star Conan O’Brien a letter offering him a position due to high demand for “tall, lean, pale, male ‘gingers’ that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on.” Pink Visual’s offer comes after stating he’d like to “work in a classier business with better people, like hard-core porn,” during his Monday night show.

“Conan the Boobarian” has been proposed for Conan’s first title in the business.

The letter, obtained by TMZ, went on to say that the company “would be elated to have a personable, motivated self-starter such as yourself join our team of merry pornsters.”

If Conan decides against joining the Adult Industry, Mrs. Fields has officially offered the funnyman a job working at any of the cookie company’s more than 300 nationwide stores.

O’Brien’s salary at NBC surely can’t be matched by the baked goods giant, but matters of wage are reportedly still in negotiation.

“At the age of 22 Conan applied for a job at Mrs. Fields, but sadly never received a call back,” John Lauck, President of Mrs. Fields, tells the Daily News. “We want to officially call you back, and make amends for what we now know was a huge oversight in talent recruitment.”